Jill of All Trades


Ever wake up one day and think, "What the bloody hell am I doing with my life?" Welcome to my morning. Every morning. It seems like the first question someone asks when you meet is, "So, what do you do for a living?" I DREAD the question. What do I do for a living?! Bitch, back off. Why you gotta get so personal, hmmmm? I would love to reply with, "I'm a doctor." Or a lawyer. Or a... well, anything that seems both sane and stable. But that just ain't the case, honey boo boo.

I supposed you'd call me a Jack of all trades. Or, I guess it would be more accurate to say, Jill of all trades. Makeup artist? Been there. Stylist? Done that. Modeling, acting, singing, dancing? Tried it. Bartending, waitressing, event coordinating? Check, check and check. I've worked in retail, restaurant management, sold extreme sporting packages, even opened my own art gallery.

But WHAT the bloody HELL am I doing with my life???

I have no idea. I just know I have a lot of random knowledge in my head and it's just got to be useful for SOMETHING...right?

Here's a photo of my cat.

*abrupt ending here*

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